Tragedy is when I cut my finger.
      Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.  Mel
Brooks
      I put the humidifier and the
        dehumidifier in the same room and let them fight it out  
Stephen
        Wright
      
      If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen
while talking to others.
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